HOMELESS Legislation DAY 2

Dear Diary,

Today is the second day since the HOMELESS Legislation has activated and surprisingly, the process of this nouvelle changement has taken an unexpected turn. At 5:00 am this morning, Self was supposed to take a almost-midnight bus to a Aquatic Centre in the proximity but exactly 2 minutes before the bus was supposed to arrived, Subject came to the station and picked Self up as if nothing had happened between those two. The silence during the car ride was some what awkward but Self had not let its comfort overcome her fear of loathing Subject again. As had been seen in the letter, Subject has stated that it will not give Self a ride to anywhere whatsoever but Subject has already beginning to bend the rules.

This is not a good sign.

After Self had arrived at school today, it has discovered that its complex relationship with several person in its school has become even more severe. The plastics are beginning to take notice of Self and Self’s name is gradually beginning to float around people’s lips. Self’s esteem and fear have gone up by a whole lot. This is bad.

After returning home from school, Self had found Person J to have already returned home from school but Subject has not yet returned. Instead of working vigorously on her homework right after Self has tracked back to it’s house, Self’s high narcissistic esteem pushed Self into the abyss of procrastination.

Even the presence of Subject had not changed the way that Self had procrastinated after Dinner. Self is absolutely fuming because of it’s laziness and unwillingness to accept the fact that self must commence it’s homework. However, Self decided that it will continue to procrastinate its life away. Side Note: At the Aquatic Centre this morning Self coughed up some blood and was anxiously eager to discover the meaning of this result. Self believes that it has watched enough TV shows and Nicolas Sparks movies to know that she probably has some sort of cancer. Just kidding. Self has no idea what it is going to endure.

All jokes apart, if this blood truly is a sign of impending death, it wishes to live for 3 more years if possible. It wishes to spend the best 3 last years of it’s life in joy and happiness brought from it’s success.

Conclusion: The procrastinating really needs to terminate at this moment right now because Self knows for a fact that if this does not stop, Self will have the worst 3 years of it’s life if it’s theory is correct. Of course, Self prays it to not be correct.

HOMELESS Regislation

Dear Diary,

 Today is the first day since the HOMELESS Legislation has activated and everything has been going as smoothly as I have predicted. This morning at breakfast, Subject has physically and emotionally abused myself and demanded for a pointless answer. Self is frustrated and depressed. School events and miscellaneous things that have happened today have made self feel better about self.


 After school, Self rejected today and future Horseback Riding lessons to the cause of laziness and emptiness. Self went to the library/Starbucks and worked for a productive 2 hours on Math Homework whereas Subject had only called once. Self did not answer. Subject and Self texted with smartphones and decided that Horseback Riding lessons would not be necessary.


 Self arrived home at 5:49 pm and greeted Subject where the Subject had no reply to Self’s return. Dinner was served and the everyone (Self, Subject, and Person J) barely shared any exchange of neither eye contact nor conversation. Today is Thursday therefore Self had to wash the dishes. No one showed any appreciation to Self for washing the dishes. *Note: Perhaps part of the ‘new’ ritual.


 Self returned to its room after dinner and decided to begin it’s homework once more. After it has checked its email it has discovered an email that had been sent by Subject to Person B and Self 8:49 am today. The information of the email translates into what’s in the below by Google Translate:

Self : 
Hello . Do not know why , anyway, the current situation is you and I have no way of peaceful coexistence . I will not say the past , we still have to live, I like this idea and arrangements , please reply to me. My responsibility will continue to provide you eat to stay until you graduate from high school , your responsibility is to yourself to learn , take at least five A results.

 We live under one roof , please maintain basic etiquette , you're going to meet me first say hello , the door to go out to take care of it, nothing more. I will wash clothes together , but closed off their good clothes dry , clean shoes and put your own tidy . Home is not where your room , please do not put yourself misplacing things . 

 Home equipment fees in accordance with your requirements, each quarter, $200 , you decide what to buy , I'll give you 100 per month fee for lunch . Tutoring is also in accordance with your request , retention mathematics, English and horseback riding(The Horse Back Riding deal has not been discussed at this point yet) lessons, this cost me out . School activities , such as the French lines and the like , and I continue to provide . Other social activities , such as watching movies friends what their own travel arrangements and costs , if necessary, your SAT Saturday after the course , you can find a place to work, you have time during the day Saturday can be arranged . You can go swimming school in the afternoon , or morning I go, you can take my car. Usually morning I will send my brother to school, if you prefer, you can take . You can buy a public transport pass , this cost me out . Is there anything else I did not think the place where you propose to us to discuss. 

 You can change call my name (Subject’s First Name), we work together , live together , please do not give each other face, together to create a harmonious family atmosphere.

Conclusion: Today had not been a terrible day but improvements can be made. Subject has been a mean turd. Self has disregarded the fact and survived the day with a poker face.