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Thursday, 21 November 2013

HOMELESS Regislation

Dear Diary,

 Today is the first day since the HOMELESS Legislation has activated and everything has been going as smoothly as I have predicted. This morning at breakfast, Subject has physically and emotionally abused myself and demanded for a pointless answer. Self is frustrated and depressed. School events and miscellaneous things that have happened today have made self feel better about self.


 After school, Self rejected today and future Horseback Riding lessons to the cause of laziness and emptiness. Self went to the library/Starbucks and worked for a productive 2 hours on Math Homework whereas Subject had only called once. Self did not answer. Subject and Self texted with smartphones and decided that Horseback Riding lessons would not be necessary.


 Self arrived home at 5:49 pm and greeted Subject where the Subject had no reply to Self’s return. Dinner was served and the everyone (Self, Subject, and Person J) barely shared any exchange of neither eye contact nor conversation. Today is Thursday therefore Self had to wash the dishes. No one showed any appreciation to Self for washing the dishes. *Note: Perhaps part of the ‘new’ ritual.


 Self returned to its room after dinner and decided to begin it’s homework once more. After it has checked its email it has discovered an email that had been sent by Subject to Person B and Self 8:49 am today. The information of the email translates into what’s in the below by Google Translate:

Self : 
Hello . Do not know why , anyway, the current situation is you and I have no way of peaceful coexistence . I will not say the past , we still have to live, I like this idea and arrangements , please reply to me. My responsibility will continue to provide you eat to stay until you graduate from high school , your responsibility is to yourself to learn , take at least five A results.

 We live under one roof , please maintain basic etiquette , you're going to meet me first say hello , the door to go out to take care of it, nothing more. I will wash clothes together , but closed off their good clothes dry , clean shoes and put your own tidy . Home is not where your room , please do not put yourself misplacing things . 

 Home equipment fees in accordance with your requirements, each quarter, $200 , you decide what to buy , I'll give you 100 per month fee for lunch . Tutoring is also in accordance with your request , retention mathematics, English and horseback riding(The Horse Back Riding deal has not been discussed at this point yet) lessons, this cost me out . School activities , such as the French lines and the like , and I continue to provide . Other social activities , such as watching movies friends what their own travel arrangements and costs , if necessary, your SAT Saturday after the course , you can find a place to work, you have time during the day Saturday can be arranged . You can go swimming school in the afternoon , or morning I go, you can take my car. Usually morning I will send my brother to school, if you prefer, you can take . You can buy a public transport pass , this cost me out . Is there anything else I did not think the place where you propose to us to discuss. 

 You can change call my name (Subject’s First Name), we work together , live together , please do not give each other face, together to create a harmonious family atmosphere.

Conclusion: Today had not been a terrible day but improvements can be made. Subject has been a mean turd. Self has disregarded the fact and survived the day with a poker face.

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