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Friday, 22 November 2013

HOMELESS Legislation DAY 2

Dear Diary,

Today is the second day since the HOMELESS Legislation has activated and surprisingly, the process of this nouvelle changement has taken an unexpected turn. At 5:00 am this morning, Self was supposed to take a almost-midnight bus to a Aquatic Centre in the proximity but exactly 2 minutes before the bus was supposed to arrived, Subject came to the station and picked Self up as if nothing had happened between those two. The silence during the car ride was some what awkward but Self had not let its comfort overcome her fear of loathing Subject again. As had been seen in the letter, Subject has stated that it will not give Self a ride to anywhere whatsoever but Subject has already beginning to bend the rules.

This is not a good sign.

After Self had arrived at school today, it has discovered that its complex relationship with several person in its school has become even more severe. The plastics are beginning to take notice of Self and Self’s name is gradually beginning to float around people’s lips. Self’s esteem and fear have gone up by a whole lot. This is bad.

After returning home from school, Self had found Person J to have already returned home from school but Subject has not yet returned. Instead of working vigorously on her homework right after Self has tracked back to it’s house, Self’s high narcissistic esteem pushed Self into the abyss of procrastination.

Even the presence of Subject had not changed the way that Self had procrastinated after Dinner. Self is absolutely fuming because of it’s laziness and unwillingness to accept the fact that self must commence it’s homework. However, Self decided that it will continue to procrastinate its life away. Side Note: At the Aquatic Centre this morning Self coughed up some blood and was anxiously eager to discover the meaning of this result. Self believes that it has watched enough TV shows and Nicolas Sparks movies to know that she probably has some sort of cancer. Just kidding. Self has no idea what it is going to endure.

All jokes apart, if this blood truly is a sign of impending death, it wishes to live for 3 more years if possible. It wishes to spend the best 3 last years of it’s life in joy and happiness brought from it’s success.


Conclusion: The procrastinating really needs to terminate at this moment right now because Self knows for a fact that if this does not stop, Self will have the worst 3 years of it’s life if it’s theory is correct. Of course, Self prays it to not be correct.

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